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the GIRL:
wait, if 100 divided by 4 is 25, then what is 104 divided by fo-ohhh.
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me:
oh good, i was about to throw the rest of my drink at you if you didn't know that.
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the GIRL:
oh yeah, that would be sticky.
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me:
i was referring to the fact that you had a WHITE SHIRT on.
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the GIRL:
oh no worries, it's not my shirt.
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me:
I WAS REFERRING TO THE FACT THAT YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO SEE THROUGH IT.
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the GIRL:
*pulling down her shirt to show me her bra* then you would be able to see my polka dot bra!
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me:
why do i even bother...
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the GIRL:
*suddenly checking her shirt* wait, can you see through my shirt?! .... oh wait, i just showed you my bra didn't i...
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